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Provided by explosiveskull
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[woman] You always encouraged
me to cause a spot of trouble.
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So, today's the day we finally set a bomb
under this town for what they did to you.
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But don't worry, Ma.
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It'll be over soon,
and I'll be...
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halfway across the world.
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Where you'd want me to be.
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♪ What I don't know ♪
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♪ Can never hurt me ♪
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♪ I live a life ♪
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♪ That's working for me... ♪
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You not gonna talk
about it?
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♪ What I respect... ♪
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Suit yourself.
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- It's my girl.
- Oh, yeah?
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- I thought you'd broke up.
- We're on a break.
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Oh. And how long's
that been going on now?
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Six months.
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We still meet up for coffee
from time to time.
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Couple of macchiatos, like.
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I'm glad you find it
so amusing.
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Well, this is it.
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It's just, she's been spending a
lot of her time with this fella.
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If you've broke up, isn't she
allowed to be seeing other people?
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We're just having a wobble.
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Colin, man, six months
is more than a wobble.
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It's a wobble,
Fergus, okay?
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Ready?
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So, what's this
fella's name, then?
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Tyrone.
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Tyrone?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone.
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No, I don't know any Tyrones.
He must be from out of town.
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He'll wish he was from out of
town when I get my hands on him.
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She probably told the
poor lad she was single.
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Ah, leave up. She'll come back.
We've got a connection.
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Right you are.
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Stop what you're doing,
all of youse!
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- Where's the stash?
- What stash? This is a church.
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Gentlemen, this is a place of worship.
A holy place.
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The drugs. The drugs!
Where are they, Father?
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Drugs have no place
in the Catholic Church.
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- Who are they?
- This is Father Shenwari.
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And this Father Nabi.
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They've travelled to Ireland
from Afghanistan
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to learn about the Troubles
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in order to take the lessons that we
have learned back to their own community.
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Can you, uh,
give us a moment?
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Excuse us.
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Are these fellas proper?
Are you sure about this?
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I don't know.
There was meant to be money and MDMA.
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Kilos of the stuff changing hands.
That's what she said.
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Who's "she"?
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- I said "he." The boss.
- Well, it don't look like it.
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Oh, shit, man.
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I didn't know they had
Catholics in Afghanistan.
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Say a Hail Mary.
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They don't speak the language.
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If he's a Catholic,
he knows a Hail Mary.
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Say it.
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Take your gun out of Father
Nabi's mouth and be gone.
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- This is a church.
- There's a bag!
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What's in the bag?
What's in the fucking bag?
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Open it.
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What the...
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Jesus.
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Look at this, Fergus.
What a rush, eh?
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Yeah.
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Don't be so cool
about it.
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This is a lot of gear,
isn't it?
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[chuckles]
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Oh, jackpot.
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Let's get a look
at your miserable teenage mug.
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- Hey, hey! Leave that.
- Relax. It's not that bad.
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"Tyrone"?
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Little fucker.
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Listen, man...
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[tyres screech]
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You slimy, inbred,
cheating asshole!
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She said you were through.
Please.
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Look, don't do anything crazy,
man, okay?
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This was all her idea,
I'm telling you.
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What were you gonna do to me to make
sure you could get away with it?
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- We were gonna go to San Francis...
- [gunshot]
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[woman over PA]
This is the final call
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for Flight 162
to San Francisco.
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Final call for Flight 162
to San Francisco.
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[line ringing]
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[phone vibrating]
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- [line clicks]
- What's up? This is your boy Fergus,
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aka the Baddest Man
On The Planet.
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Leave us a message,
and I'll get back to you
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- whenever I bloody well feel like it.
- [beep]
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[woman] Fergus, where are you?
What's wrong? What's happened?
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Where's Colin?
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[breathing heavily]
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Flight 162 to San Francisco
is now closing.
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Flight 162 to San Francisco
is now closing.
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Sligo, please.
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♪ You were my darlin'
You'll be my bride ♪
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♪ But on that mornin'
When skies are grey ♪
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♪ I left you dyin'
And just looked away ♪
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[electronic dance music playing]
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Hey.
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- All right, my love?
- Have you seen Fergus?
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- No.
- How about Colin?
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I thought
you two were... No?
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Neither of them have come in,
as far as I know.
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Can I get you anything?
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Tequila would be grand.
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[man] Move, will ya?
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- Ah, Sarah, you sexy little ferret.
- Prick!
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Barry, I want that 20 tonight,
or I will have your ball sack.
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- Daniel, man.
- What's the crack, fellas?
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- Not bad.
- All right.
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- For you.
- For you.
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Thank you.
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Nice.
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- For the fallen.
- We will remember them.
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I gotta talk to her.
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What are you gonna say
to Pixie Hardy
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that you haven't managed to
say up to this point in time?
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I don't know.
Something charming.
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I swear, she always
gives me the eyes.
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She doesn't remember
your name, man.
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Ah, fuck it, I'll tell you something.
Come with me.
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[sniffs, sighs]
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Three in the bed,
and the little one said...
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"Let's do
some fucking drugs."
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[chuckles]
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Now, I'd like to preface this
by saying I don't support
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either of youse acting upon
what I'm about to tell you.
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- Rumours are going round...
- Oh, yeah. Go on.
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She's gotten into
taking photos.
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Apparently,
Pixie is preparing her application
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to the San Francisco
Institute of Art
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and wants to be like
this Nan Goldin lady.
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I don't know. Anyway,
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her photos have taken
a turn for the experimental.
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What do you mean,
"experimental"?
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I've heard she likes to take photos
of herself having sex with men.
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[gasps, chortles]
What are you saying?
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I'm saying that
either of you twos
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can potentially
go home with her tonight
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as long as you don't mind your
hairy arses being on film.
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However,
I'd like to remind you
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who it is
we're talking about here.
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This is Pixie Hardy.
She won't just break you.
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She'll take a Kalashnikov
to your heart.
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You sure
this is her house?
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I'm sure.
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How are we even
gonna do this?
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Hmm.
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How about
I go in first,
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and you wait here
till I'm finished,
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then you go in after
and I'll wait?
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Piss off. Why isn't
there an option
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where I go in and you wait,
and then you go in after?
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- 'Cause I'm the oldest.
- Because you were born in April
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and I was born in June,
I have to go in second?
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Just put the radio on.
I might be a while.
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Frank.
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- [car door closes]
- That's not fair.
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[sniffles]
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This is gonna be
a laugh.
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Now, now. Frank McCullen.
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It's very late to be knocking on
young ladies' doors, isn't it?
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Little lost, are we?
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No. See, uh, recently,
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I've been getting into
taking photos.
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Photos?
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I was just wondering if you happened
to know any good photo shops nearby.
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You came to my house
at 2:00 in the morning
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to see if there was a camera
shop in the neighbourhood?
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I was told you were the
person I should be talking to.
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People in this town
need to learn
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that other people's business
really isn't their business.
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Sorry.
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So, can I come in?
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I didn't slam the door
in your face, did I?
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- Come on, then, Richard Avedon.
- Richard who?
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[door closes]
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Are you...?
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Oh, for God's sake.
What a jammy bastard.
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You believe in God,
don't you, Tommy?
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Well, there's part of me
wants to believe in it.
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For the wife and the children.
Know what I mean, sir?
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But I work for you,
boss.
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I've no right to judge.
You've been very good to me, you know?
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But some of the things
we've done...
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I don't mean any offence,
you know.
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What about reincarnation?
What do you think of all that?
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That's a lovely concept,
that, sir.
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Unless you come back
as a fucking ant.
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So, what's the plan?
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I don't know.
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- Tommy?
- Yes, boss.
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Clear this up.
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Get rid of the body
and the vehicle.
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The last thing we need is the
Guards breathing down our necks.
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Yes, boss.
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- So we just do nothing?
- We wait.
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Trouble will find us.
It always does.
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And when it does,
we'll be ready.
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Boss, you might wanna
have a look at this.
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[thunder crashes]
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Tommy?
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Yes, boss.
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Find the fucking panda.
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[Colin] Pixie?
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Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Pixie!
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Fuck.
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[rock music blares on stereo]
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I'm not joking around, Pix.
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I'll knock this fucking
door down if I have to!
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♪ My neck's so heavy from
A head full of fresh ideas ♪
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♪ I can't help
How my mind wanders ♪
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♪ And it takes me here ♪
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- [shutter clicks]
- Relax your jaw.
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♪ I was dreamin'
Of another girl ♪
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You'd better not have
someone else up there!
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We had a connection!
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I know you're in there.
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- That's it.
- Oh, shit.
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I'm coming in! I'll shoot
your fucking door in.
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- [engine revs]
- I know what you fucking did!
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- [gasps]
- Oh, shit!
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[tyres squeal]
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[panting]
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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[engine off]
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[car door opens]
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[whispering] Sir?
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Sir, are you okay?
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Now, if I want
to reach you,
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do you have a number
I can call, or...
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My phone's broken.
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Okay, well,
why don't I give you mine?
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Do you have a pen?
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Go for it.
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I tell you what.
Why don't I leave you my address too?
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You know, just in case you're in the
neighbourhood, you wanna stop by.
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I mean,
I'm always there.
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Not that I don't do anything, like.
You know, I'm quite important.
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Well, I will be.
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I've got plans.
Ambitions, like.
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I'm gonna go,
but you know where to find me.
248
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[Pixie] I do.
249
00:17:01,112 --> 00:17:03,279
Okay, ask me
a capital city.
250
00:17:03,281 --> 00:17:04,747
What?
251
00:17:04,749 --> 00:17:06,949
Name any country,
and I'll tell you the capital.
252
00:17:09,253 --> 00:17:10,453
Albania.
253
00:17:10,455 --> 00:17:12,521
Tirana.
254
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,758
That's very impressive.
255
00:17:18,062 --> 00:17:19,695
Okay.
256
00:17:19,697 --> 00:17:20,963
Frank.
257
00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:27,670
You've got a little...
258
00:17:29,207 --> 00:17:30,740
There.
259
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,721
- [car door opens]
- [man] Oh, Frank. Thank God.
260
00:17:45,723 --> 00:17:48,057
- [car door closes]
- What have you been doing?
261
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,195
We've got a problem.
262
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,097
What?
What sort of problem?
263
00:17:55,099 --> 00:17:58,934
I'm gonna show you something, but you
promise me you're not gonna scream,
264
00:17:58,936 --> 00:18:01,103
you're not gonna make
a fucking scene, all right?
265
00:18:01,105 --> 00:18:03,572
- We're deep... We're deep in the fucking shit...
- Would you stop?
266
00:18:03,574 --> 00:18:06,308
You're freaking me out. What?
267
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:07,843
Come with me.
268
00:18:14,519 --> 00:18:16,018
- Jesus!
- Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
269
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,654
Who the fuck is that?
Is he dead?
270
00:18:18,656 --> 00:18:21,123
No, he's having a fucking nap!
Yes, he's dead!
271
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,026
- Harland, what's in the bag?
- I didn't look.
272
00:18:24,028 --> 00:18:26,362
What do you mean,
you didn't look?
273
00:18:26,364 --> 00:18:28,230
Fuck me!
274
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,633
Come on, let's get
the hell out of here.
275
00:18:36,374 --> 00:18:38,174
This was self-defence,
like.
276
00:18:38,176 --> 00:18:40,009
Doesn't look that way,
though, does it?
277
00:18:40,011 --> 00:18:41,944
The guy had a gun.
He was gonna kill you.
278
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:44,747
All I'm saying is,
you put him in the boot of the car.
279
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:48,217
- Only murderers put people in the boots of their cars.
- But I didn't know what to do.
280
00:18:48,219 --> 00:18:50,386
We just gotta, you know,
think through the options.
281
00:18:50,388 --> 00:18:54,457
Think through... What options?
We have to go to the police.
282
00:18:55,293 --> 00:18:57,026
Do we?
283
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:01,864
From your point of view,
like, best-case scenario,
284
00:19:01,866 --> 00:19:05,234
you gotta be thinking three
years for manslaughter?
285
00:19:05,236 --> 00:19:09,038
- I mean, think of your little arsehole, man.
- What? Wait, what?
286
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,974
Your teeny tiny
little arsehole.
287
00:19:13,711 --> 00:19:16,479
This, and prison.
288
00:19:16,481 --> 00:19:21,183
- What are you doing?
- You'll be able to shit out a watermelon by the end of it.
289
00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:23,719
This is our chance, man.
290
00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:25,821
Right here, right now.
291
00:19:25,823 --> 00:19:28,424
Let's get the hell out.
292
00:19:28,426 --> 00:19:30,192
Okay, okay, okay.
293
00:19:30,194 --> 00:19:32,761
Surely there's someone we can talk
to, someone we can trust,
294
00:19:32,763 --> 00:19:35,764
with a bit of experience
of this sort of thing.
295
00:19:35,766 --> 00:19:38,734
Fuck. That's brilliant.
I've got the perfect person.
296
00:19:38,736 --> 00:19:40,135
- Who?
- Daniel.
297
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,804
Oh, piss off.
298
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,373
Daniel's the reason we're in this
situation in the first place.
299
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,775
Listen,
he's a drug dealer.
300
00:19:46,777 --> 00:19:49,478
And what do all small-time
drug dealers have in common?
301
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,780
Lack of a proper
role model.
302
00:19:51,782 --> 00:19:55,784
What? Suppliers.
They all have suppliers.
303
00:19:55,786 --> 00:19:58,587
We get Daniel to put us in
touch with his supplier,
304
00:19:58,589 --> 00:20:01,323
we sell him the gear,
and we're home free.
305
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,560
And most importantly,
we're filthy, filthy rich.
306
00:20:04,562 --> 00:20:06,595
I don't know, man.
307
00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:09,999
It feels like we're entering into murky
waters here. Do you know what I mean?
308
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:13,135
There's a dead fella
in the boot of your car.
309
00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:15,971
I think we're a bit past
murky waters, man.
310
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,681
- Ah! Pix, how are you?
- Da.
311
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,650
- How are ya?
- Come in, come in.
312
00:20:27,652 --> 00:20:29,151
You feel trim.
313
00:20:29,153 --> 00:20:31,820
[father] Just feeling a
bit soft around the edges.
314
00:20:31,822 --> 00:20:33,956
- [Pixie] Don't be silly.
- Oh, thank you very much.
315
00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:35,858
- Hey, Sis.
- Hello, Summer.
316
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,827
- Mwah! Mm, last night's takings?
- Mm-hmm.
317
00:20:38,829 --> 00:20:41,697
Da! Looks delicious.
318
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,632
Thank you.
319
00:20:43,634 --> 00:20:45,634
Let's have a go.
320
00:20:47,905 --> 00:20:49,405
- Do you like it?
- Mm.
321
00:20:49,407 --> 00:20:51,273
- It's your mother's recipe.
- Yeah, I can tell.
322
00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:54,043
- I made it from scratch.
- Yeah, it's good.
323
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,846
Maybe it needs
something, uh...
324
00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:02,318
Have you been to see her
recently?
325
00:21:03,821 --> 00:21:05,988
It'll be four years
next month.
326
00:21:08,292 --> 00:21:10,693
- Feels like ten.
- Yeah.
327
00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:17,032
What have I told you about that
disgusting habit in the home?
328
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:18,067
Mm, mm.
329
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:21,637
If you want to smoke,
do it properly.
330
00:21:21,639 --> 00:21:23,339
It's embarrassing.
331
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,141
What did I do
to deserve you?
332
00:21:26,143 --> 00:21:28,677
What did I do to deserve
you, more like?
333
00:21:28,679 --> 00:21:31,447
I mean, all I seem to have gotten
from you is this double chin.
334
00:21:31,449 --> 00:21:34,416
Oh, it's just your puppy fat.
It'll go.
335
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,620
Puppy fat? I heard that
little shit Finian Keane
336
00:21:37,622 --> 00:21:39,755
calling me "gobbler,"
as in the turkey,
337
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:42,024
behind my back to a group
of lads the other week.
338
00:21:42,026 --> 00:21:43,859
Had to knock
his two front teeth out.
339
00:21:43,861 --> 00:21:46,762
- Isn't Finian your friend?
- I mean, "gobbler"...
340
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,697
It's highly offensive.
341
00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:52,835
- How are you, Mick?
- Hungry.
342
00:21:52,837 --> 00:21:55,037
What are you lot
smiling about?
343
00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:56,905
Summer was telling us
a story from school.
344
00:21:56,907 --> 00:22:01,176
Ah, was it the one about the time
she got her period in swimming class,
345
00:22:01,178 --> 00:22:04,279
and all the lads started
humming the Jaws theme tune?
346
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,048
[chuckling]
347
00:22:10,488 --> 00:22:12,655
[sighs] Let's eat.
348
00:22:14,992 --> 00:22:16,959
Have you told her yet?
349
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:20,029
- Told me what?
- Colin's missing.
350
00:22:20,031 --> 00:22:23,766
There was a car accident.
We have our best men on it.
351
00:22:25,102 --> 00:22:26,368
Okay.
352
00:22:26,370 --> 00:22:28,837
You could act a little
more fucking upset, like.
353
00:22:28,839 --> 00:22:30,906
Piss off, Mick.
You're being a dickhead.
354
00:22:30,908 --> 00:22:32,441
- Hey!
- Mickey!
355
00:22:32,443 --> 00:22:34,543
No, I'm just saying.
We're sat here telling her
356
00:22:34,545 --> 00:22:36,545
that her boyfriend's probably bled
out in a ditch in God knows where...
357
00:22:36,547 --> 00:22:39,048
Ex-boyfriend.
358
00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:42,851
- Who else was in the car?
- [Mick] Fergus.
359
00:22:43,788 --> 00:22:45,821
He got one in the head.
360
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,023
Fergus was shot?
361
00:22:48,025 --> 00:22:50,426
Straight through the temple.
362
00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:56,965
[clears throat]
363
00:22:56,967 --> 00:22:58,867
Just need a tinkle.
364
00:23:02,773 --> 00:23:05,207
You apologise
to your sister.
365
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:06,842
Step-sister.
366
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,343
Stop acting the prick!
367
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,146
Now, you go and apologise to her.
I mean it, Mick!
368
00:23:11,148 --> 00:23:15,217
And you clip Summer round
the head again like that,
369
00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:18,220
you'll have more than a
talking-to, rest assured.
370
00:23:25,796 --> 00:23:28,597
You know, I heard the most
fucked thing in school yesterday.
371
00:23:28,599 --> 00:23:31,600
- Language, Summer.
- Sorry. But you'll love this, right?
372
00:23:31,602 --> 00:23:35,404
So, apparently, bubble gum doesn't dissolve
in your stomach for at least seven years.
373
00:23:35,406 --> 00:23:38,273
Got me thinking, you could whack
someone by force-feeding them it
374
00:23:38,275 --> 00:23:40,109
until their stomach
explodes.
375
00:23:40,111 --> 00:23:42,711
I mean, imagine that.
Death by bubble gum.
376
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:45,180
I mean,
it's pretty cool.
377
00:23:47,752 --> 00:23:50,052
[sighs]
378
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,789
Do you think Lucy O'Malley would've
still ditched you at the debs
379
00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:56,325
if she'd known you'd turn out
to be a cold-blooded killer?
380
00:23:56,327 --> 00:23:58,694
Stop, will you?
This isn't funny.
381
00:23:58,696 --> 00:24:02,564
Just saying. She's still cute, you know.
You should give her a call.
382
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:06,401
[Harland] Have you thought about
what we're gonna do with the body?
383
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,303
[Frank] You're the one
who went to university.
384
00:24:08,305 --> 00:24:11,740
- We'll work it out. It'll be a doddle.
- Oh, a doddle.
385
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,442
Funnily enough,
disposing of bodies
386
00:24:13,444 --> 00:24:17,079
was not part of my fucking
sociology degree.
387
00:24:18,482 --> 00:24:20,015
Daniel, man.
388
00:24:20,017 --> 00:24:22,718
All right, lads.
Didn't expect to see youse here.
389
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,354
- How are we feeling?
- A little ropey, to be honest.
390
00:24:25,356 --> 00:24:29,558
Ah. I've got just the thing
for you somewhere here.
391
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,193
Try this.
392
00:24:33,664 --> 00:24:35,030
Thanks.
393
00:24:36,534 --> 00:24:40,335
- Suit yourself.
- God, it smells good. What is it?
394
00:24:40,337 --> 00:24:44,139
Ladies' moisturiser.
Créme de la Mer, it's called.
395
00:24:44,141 --> 00:24:47,075
It actually does make
such a difference.
396
00:24:47,077 --> 00:24:49,645
Yeah, I bet.
Feels lovely.
397
00:24:49,647 --> 00:24:51,180
Yeah.
398
00:24:52,850 --> 00:24:54,850
Are you gonna ask?
399
00:24:56,187 --> 00:24:57,853
We need to meet
your supplier.
400
00:24:57,855 --> 00:24:59,755
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
401
00:24:59,757 --> 00:25:01,557
Easy there, fellas.
402
00:25:01,559 --> 00:25:05,127
I mean, yeah, we're friends and
all, but this, this is my town.
403
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:07,963
We're selling bulk.
One deal.
404
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,332
It's way too big
for you, trust me.
405
00:25:12,603 --> 00:25:16,939
Oh, sorry, Mr Pablo Escobar!
Welcome to Sligo!
406
00:25:18,175 --> 00:25:20,075
Let's see it, then.
407
00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:24,580
Too big for me, is it?
408
00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,317
Jesus.
409
00:25:32,223 --> 00:25:34,456
There's 15 kilos there.
410
00:25:38,762 --> 00:25:42,664
Right. Let's cut out the middle man,
lads, and I'll give you 400 for it.
411
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,399
Are you taking the piss?
412
00:25:44,401 --> 00:25:46,468
Eight hundred, okay?
I'm not very liquid at the moment, lads.
413
00:25:46,470 --> 00:25:48,570
I'll give you 800
in instalments.
414
00:25:48,572 --> 00:25:50,973
Now, that's the final offer
there, okay?
415
00:25:50,975 --> 00:25:52,774
[Frank]
Stop being a dickhead.
416
00:25:52,776 --> 00:25:55,444
This right here has a street value
of just under one million Euro.
417
00:25:55,446 --> 00:25:57,946
- Who told you that?
- I googled it.
418
00:25:57,948 --> 00:26:00,649
[whispering] Oh, did you?
Do you like computers?
419
00:26:00,651 --> 00:26:03,552
Please, Daniel.
Do us a solid.
420
00:26:03,554 --> 00:26:05,921
Well, what if I don't
wanna give it to you, huh?
421
00:26:05,923 --> 00:26:07,556
I'll tell big Oisin Fogarty
422
00:26:07,558 --> 00:26:09,925
you've been having his underage
sister at your parties,
423
00:26:09,927 --> 00:26:13,629
plying her with dodgy
methamphetamines and broken promises.
424
00:26:13,631 --> 00:26:15,931
You wouldn't want that,
now, would you?
425
00:26:18,969 --> 00:26:21,036
It's my uncle Raymond.
426
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:22,971
Your uncle
is your supplier?
427
00:26:22,973 --> 00:26:26,408
- Have you got a problem with that, smart-arse?
- No. No, I don't.
428
00:26:28,445 --> 00:26:32,080
It's a dangerous path
you're taking here, boys.
429
00:26:32,082 --> 00:26:34,316
I'm not gonna lie to you.
430
00:26:34,318 --> 00:26:36,919
I mean, you're talking about
some real players here.
431
00:26:36,921 --> 00:26:39,087
Real players.
432
00:26:39,089 --> 00:26:42,424
I mean, one minute
you're laughing, smiling,
433
00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:45,427
all easy-breezy, like,
then bang!
434
00:26:47,164 --> 00:26:49,331
You've got a Glock
between your eyes,
435
00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:52,267
and you're begging
for your mother's life.
436
00:26:52,269 --> 00:26:53,602
Begging.
437
00:26:54,171 --> 00:26:56,004
You're a star.
438
00:26:57,174 --> 00:26:58,740
Where will
we find him?
439
00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:03,045
Donnelly's.
It's down in Dingle on the water.
440
00:27:03,047 --> 00:27:04,579
Google it.
441
00:27:05,649 --> 00:27:07,416
Thanks.
442
00:27:11,121 --> 00:27:13,555
You in on this?
443
00:27:13,557 --> 00:27:16,258
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Don't play dumb with me.
444
00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:18,327
You and Colin cooked
something up, eh?
445
00:27:18,329 --> 00:27:20,796
I told you,
we broke up months ago.
446
00:27:20,798 --> 00:27:26,068
You may be able to pull the wool
over his eyes, but I see you.
447
00:27:26,070 --> 00:27:29,738
You see me.
You see right through me.
448
00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:32,040
You're fucked in the head,
just like your ma was,
449
00:27:32,042 --> 00:27:34,910
and you'll be with her sooner than
you'd planned if this comes back to you.
450
00:27:34,912 --> 00:27:37,446
I told you, I don't know
what you're talking about.
451
00:27:39,550 --> 00:27:42,184
Why have you always
had it in for me?
452
00:27:42,186 --> 00:27:44,019
'Cause you're a liar.
453
00:27:44,021 --> 00:27:46,922
You've always wanted
to turn Da on me.
454
00:27:46,924 --> 00:27:49,691
Now you see your chance,
don't you,
455
00:27:49,693 --> 00:27:52,094
to pin this on me?
456
00:27:52,096 --> 00:27:55,630
Could be the two of youse
in perfect harmony.
457
00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:57,966
No wonder you can't get
a girlfriend.
458
00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,268
- [choking gasp]
- Shut up.
459
00:28:04,842 --> 00:28:07,042
[gasping]
460
00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:11,880
You like that,
don't you?
461
00:28:11,882 --> 00:28:14,816
Ah, you're a sick, sick
boy, Mickey O'Brien.
462
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,618
Leave off.
463
00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:20,322
Ah, come on, Mickey.
You know you want to.
464
00:28:34,071 --> 00:28:35,904
[father]
Did you apologise?
465
00:28:35,906 --> 00:28:37,939
[Mick] Can we eat?
466
00:28:37,941 --> 00:28:40,108
[father] Wait
for your sister.
467
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:45,213
- You all right?
- Yeah.
468
00:28:52,456 --> 00:28:53,789
Mmm. Mmm.
469
00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:56,425
- It's got a kick.
- What?
470
00:28:56,427 --> 00:28:58,293
Your hollandaise.
It has a kick to it.
471
00:28:58,295 --> 00:29:00,162
Mam would have
loved it.
472
00:29:00,164 --> 00:29:01,897
[chuckles]
473
00:29:01,899 --> 00:29:04,466
You know,
it's easy, really.
474
00:29:57,454 --> 00:30:00,355
- You got anyone coming over?
- No. You?
475
00:30:03,227 --> 00:30:05,227
Let's get this...
Let's get this away.
476
00:30:05,229 --> 00:30:07,162
Who's gonna open it?
477
00:30:07,164 --> 00:30:09,531
Well,
you're older, so...
478
00:30:17,908 --> 00:30:20,575
Hey!
479
00:30:22,346 --> 00:30:25,347
Hey to you too.
Gonna let me in?
480
00:30:26,884 --> 00:30:30,185
Sorry. Of course.
After you.
481
00:30:30,187 --> 00:30:32,287
Pixie, this is
my best mate, Harland.
482
00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:34,489
You probably haven't
noticed him round.
483
00:30:34,491 --> 00:30:38,293
I know you, Harland McKenna.
You well?
484
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:40,395
Yeah, not bad.
485
00:30:40,397 --> 00:30:42,697
- These your digs?
- Temporarily, yeah.
486
00:30:42,699 --> 00:30:45,033
- Temporarily?
- Well, to be honest,
487
00:30:45,035 --> 00:30:47,903
I've been looking at a few potential
property deals that would be,
488
00:30:47,905 --> 00:30:50,939
you know, significantly larger than this,
but with the markets in this state...
489
00:30:50,941 --> 00:30:53,441
I'm guessing you fellas aren't
used to being in the hot water
490
00:30:53,443 --> 00:30:55,877
you find yourselves in
currently, is that correct?
491
00:30:58,649 --> 00:30:59,981
Excuse me?
492
00:31:00,851 --> 00:31:02,884
I'm also guessing
it's under the bed.
493
00:31:05,556 --> 00:31:06,922
- I'm gonna take a look.
- I don't... We don't...
494
00:31:06,924 --> 00:31:09,391
I don't know
what we're talking about.
495
00:31:09,393 --> 00:31:11,693
There's no hot water
under the bed.
496
00:31:11,695 --> 00:31:15,630
Harland, I'm gonna take
a look now, okay?
497
00:31:16,767 --> 00:31:17,866
Okay.
498
00:31:24,274 --> 00:31:25,907
Really?
499
00:31:34,418 --> 00:31:36,451
- Where's the money?
- Money?
500
00:31:36,453 --> 00:31:39,387
- Frank.
- That was the only bag.
501
00:31:39,389 --> 00:31:42,557
The only thing
I can't put my finger on
502
00:31:42,559 --> 00:31:44,759
is where's the body?
503
00:31:44,761 --> 00:31:45,994
- Body?
- Frank?
504
00:31:45,996 --> 00:31:47,462
- It's in the boot of the car.
- Frank, man.
505
00:31:47,464 --> 00:31:50,332
The way I see it,
you got two options.
506
00:31:50,334 --> 00:31:53,101
One: Kill me,
507
00:31:53,103 --> 00:31:56,838
which wouldn't be very smart, since I'm
your only shot of getting out of this mess.
508
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,040
Or two: You confirm
my suspicions
509
00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:02,477
that the fella you ran into
was coming to kill me,
510
00:32:02,479 --> 00:32:05,280
in which case,
you saved my life.
511
00:32:05,282 --> 00:32:07,048
If the second is true,
then thank you,
512
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:10,085
and we should consider joining
forces to get the hell out of here
513
00:32:10,087 --> 00:32:12,921
and sell those drugs before
Step-daddy comes a-knocking.
514
00:32:12,923 --> 00:32:14,522
Step-daddy?
515
00:32:14,524 --> 00:32:17,659
Well, he's really my dad,
for all intents and purposes.
516
00:32:17,661 --> 00:32:20,629
My biological one ran off
with a Chinese keyboardist
517
00:32:20,631 --> 00:32:22,530
called Lao Ming
when I was a baby.
518
00:32:22,532 --> 00:32:25,467
Worst thing being, my mam was the lead
singer of the band they were all in.
519
00:32:25,469 --> 00:32:27,702
Hippies use the term
"free love."
520
00:32:27,704 --> 00:32:31,273
However, Mam soon found this to be more of a
catchy slogan than a practical lifestyle choice.
521
00:32:31,275 --> 00:32:34,743
Anyway, he, Dermot,
the step-daddy, that is,
522
00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:37,879
took me and Mam in
when I was eight.
523
00:32:37,881 --> 00:32:40,415
They fell madly in love.
524
00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,717
Sweet, really.
525
00:32:42,719 --> 00:32:46,655
But that's not to say it's
all been sunshine and roses.
526
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:52,594
He is a gangster, after all,
with a penchant for violence.
527
00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:55,163
And he has a son
from a previous marriage
528
00:32:55,165 --> 00:32:58,667
who may actually turn out to be
the devil incarnate.
529
00:32:58,669 --> 00:33:00,869
Look, it's a lot to take in,
I know.
530
00:33:00,871 --> 00:33:03,004
But I figure you've got a
corpse in the back of your car,
531
00:33:03,006 --> 00:33:05,307
and you're looking to skip town
quick, am I right?
532
00:33:05,309 --> 00:33:07,175
"Penchant."
533
00:33:07,177 --> 00:33:09,377
That's not what
it means, Frank.
534
00:33:11,081 --> 00:33:12,480
And you're right.
535
00:33:12,482 --> 00:33:15,850
Well, that settles it, then.
536
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:20,288
Let's hit the road, boys.
537
00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:24,693
I should probably let you know up
front that I'm partial to an adventure.
538
00:33:42,179 --> 00:33:46,081
So let me get this straight:
Your stepfather is a gangster.
539
00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:49,217
He's also a patron of the arts.
He likes opera.
540
00:33:49,219 --> 00:33:55,357
What? Just 'cause you kill people
occasionally, you can't like a bit of Wagner?
541
00:33:55,359 --> 00:33:58,526
- I love Wagner.
- Shut the fuck up, Frank.
542
00:33:58,528 --> 00:34:00,895
He grew up running guns
for the IRA.
543
00:34:00,897 --> 00:34:02,430
- Heavy.
- Yeah.
544
00:34:02,432 --> 00:34:05,467
His old partner in crime was a
fella called Father Hector McGrath.
545
00:34:05,469 --> 00:34:07,135
A priest? Honestly?
546
00:34:07,137 --> 00:34:09,938
That bag of goodies came into
this fair isle through McGrath.
547
00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:13,875
You see, the guards will never
search a priest, now, will they?
548
00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:16,778
- Come again?
- They can get away with murder.
549
00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:19,280
Literally.
Or, for example,
550
00:34:19,282 --> 00:34:22,016
institutional paedophilia
for a couple of thousand years.
551
00:34:23,787 --> 00:34:26,154
- So they still work together?
- No.
552
00:34:26,156 --> 00:34:28,456
No, their split-up was
somewhat acrimonious.
553
00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:33,128
They vowed if one was to cross the
other again, there'd be all-out war.
554
00:34:33,130 --> 00:34:35,530
So you're saying it's
priests that are after us?
555
00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:38,666
Deadly gangster priests,
yeah.
556
00:34:51,181 --> 00:34:55,049
Although I claim my Italian roast
chicken is cooked with vegetables,
557
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:58,353
strictly speaking,
these peppers are a fruit.
558
00:34:58,355 --> 00:35:00,522
I use red peppers for this,
orange,
559
00:35:00,524 --> 00:35:02,657
I use yellow,
or a mixture of all three.
560
00:35:02,659 --> 00:35:05,894
However.
I will excommunicate anyone
561
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,363
who even thinks
of using a green pepper.
562
00:35:08,365 --> 00:35:11,299
And this is not
rank colour prejudice.
563
00:35:11,301 --> 00:35:15,770
This is because a green pepper
is simply an unripe pepper.
564
00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:18,673
Da, you have to see this.
565
00:35:18,675 --> 00:35:20,475
No, Mickey,
don't do...
566
00:35:20,477 --> 00:35:23,912
The four priests were found dead
this morning by widower Maeve Smith.
567
00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:26,014
Here she is
with Father Hector McGrath.
568
00:35:26,016 --> 00:35:27,715
I went into the room,
569
00:35:27,717 --> 00:35:31,519
and it was all blood
and bodies everywhere.
570
00:35:32,522 --> 00:35:35,924
I only went in
to light a candle for Paulie.
571
00:35:35,926 --> 00:35:38,927
And then this.
I mean, I couldn't believe it.
572
00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:41,396
This is supposed to be
a place of worship.
573
00:35:41,398 --> 00:35:44,966
This is a sad day in the
history of our country
574
00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:47,969
and a sad day
for the Church.
575
00:35:47,971 --> 00:35:51,239
I want to reassure
the people watching
576
00:35:51,241 --> 00:35:53,174
that senseless acts
of violence like this
577
00:35:53,176 --> 00:35:55,977
will not go unnoticed
by our Father,
578
00:35:55,979 --> 00:36:00,548
and that the Lord
will have his vengeance.
579
00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:07,655
[exhales]
580
00:36:12,095 --> 00:36:14,662
[exhales]
581
00:36:22,439 --> 00:36:24,772
We need to hit them now.
582
00:36:26,076 --> 00:36:29,811
- Mickey, it's not...
- It's not what, Da?
583
00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:32,514
There's a war coming,
and you know it, and I know it,
584
00:36:32,516 --> 00:36:34,182
and if we don't act
right this instant,
585
00:36:34,184 --> 00:36:37,085
they're gonna torch us
in our fucking sleep.
586
00:36:39,189 --> 00:36:43,258
We don't know that Colin and
Fergus were responsible for this,
587
00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:44,692
so neither do they.
588
00:36:44,694 --> 00:36:46,961
It doesn't matter
who's responsible.
589
00:36:46,963 --> 00:36:51,065
Father McGrath has got one name
in his head, and that's yours.
590
00:36:53,403 --> 00:36:55,303
We'll call Seamus.
591
00:36:57,507 --> 00:36:59,407
Seamus?
592
00:36:59,409 --> 00:37:01,509
Like, uh,
593
00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:02,844
Seamus, Seamus?
594
00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:05,213
The Seamus?
595
00:37:05,215 --> 00:37:07,081
Just to investigate.
596
00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:10,618
[chuckles]
597
00:37:10,620 --> 00:37:13,655
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, now we're cooking.
598
00:37:13,657 --> 00:37:16,724
And there was me thinking
that you'd lost it.
599
00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:25,400
[shouting]
600
00:37:25,402 --> 00:37:28,937
[woman on radio] ♪ Somebody's
been stealing All my sugar... ♪
601
00:37:30,307 --> 00:37:32,040
Stop!
[shouting]
602
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:35,143
♪ Somebody's been smoking
My cigarettes ♪
603
00:37:35,145 --> 00:37:37,946
♪ 'Cause I see butts
Everywhere ♪
604
00:37:37,948 --> 00:37:39,514
♪ I'm gonna set me a trap ♪
605
00:37:39,516 --> 00:37:40,815
Stop! Help!
606
00:37:40,817 --> 00:37:42,917
♪ I'm gonna catch me a rat ♪
607
00:37:42,919 --> 00:37:45,587
What's that?
Are you ready to talk?
608
00:37:45,589 --> 00:37:49,724
- [shouts]
- Ooh, baby. Ooh!
609
00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:51,593
Stop! Stop!
610
00:37:51,595 --> 00:37:55,697
You need to talk
a little bit louder, fella.
611
00:37:55,699 --> 00:37:57,699
I can't fucking hear ya!
612
00:37:57,701 --> 00:38:00,034
[shouts] Stop! Stop!
613
00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:04,172
Stop!
I'll tell you anything!
614
00:38:06,309 --> 00:38:08,209
[engine, radio off]
615
00:38:16,519 --> 00:38:19,087
- It's at my brother Pete's house.
- Is it, now?
616
00:38:19,089 --> 00:38:20,888
It's all there, I swear.
It's all there.
617
00:38:20,890 --> 00:38:22,924
You see? You feel better
already. huh?
618
00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:25,526
The truth
always feels better.
619
00:38:25,528 --> 00:38:29,397
- I'm still going to have to kill you, though.
- No, please! No, no!
620
00:38:29,399 --> 00:38:31,232
- [phone rings]
- Please, I've got a family, kids.
621
00:38:31,234 --> 00:38:32,967
- Please, no.
- For fuck's sake.
622
00:38:32,969 --> 00:38:35,036
No, please,
think of my family.
623
00:38:35,038 --> 00:38:36,704
- Please. Please!
- Hello?
624
00:38:36,706 --> 00:38:39,407
- [Dermot] Seamus.
- Shut up, will you? I'm on the phone.
625
00:38:39,409 --> 00:38:42,043
- Seamus.
- Ah. Mr O'Brien.
626
00:38:42,045 --> 00:38:43,778
To what do I owe
the pleasure?
627
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,147
- You heard the news?
- The priests?
628
00:38:46,149 --> 00:38:48,850
Jesus. That's a shocking
state of affairs altogether.
629
00:38:48,852 --> 00:38:52,020
Quite, yeah. Listen,
we picked up Fergus.
630
00:38:52,022 --> 00:38:54,155
He'd been shot a couple
of miles down the road.
631
00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:57,125
But we need you to find
Colin before they do.
632
00:38:57,127 --> 00:39:00,428
- Any leads?
- Ah, we're struggling a bit.
633
00:39:00,430 --> 00:39:02,063
Follow Pixie.
634
00:39:02,065 --> 00:39:03,665
Sorry?
635
00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:05,500
Ignore that.
Mickey, enough.
636
00:39:05,502 --> 00:39:07,802
- I'm just saying, if you follow her, you'll find him.
- Mick...
637
00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,437
Listen,
she's up to no good.
638
00:39:09,439 --> 00:39:11,739
I swear to God, Mick,
if you don't stop interfering...
639
00:39:11,741 --> 00:39:14,909
- I can't... You're all talking over one another.
- Da, Da, Da...
640
00:39:14,911 --> 00:39:17,612
- I can't make head nor...
- She's literally with him right now.
641
00:39:17,614 --> 00:39:19,313
- Lookit.
- Da...
642
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,982
I have to go here.
643
00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:22,917
I'll find Colin,
with or without Pixie.
644
00:39:22,919 --> 00:39:25,119
I'll let you know
when I have something.
645
00:39:27,123 --> 00:39:28,990
[sighs]
646
00:39:36,266 --> 00:39:38,066
What a fucking day.
647
00:39:46,109 --> 00:39:48,076
[Pixie] Got a girlfriend
at the moment, Harland?
648
00:39:48,078 --> 00:39:51,279
- It's, uh, complicated.
- Complicated?
649
00:39:51,281 --> 00:39:53,614
Sinead hasn't texted you
in a month, man.
650
00:39:53,616 --> 00:39:55,283
Her uncle's poorly.
651
00:39:55,285 --> 00:39:57,919
Look, at school,
I'll admit,
652
00:39:57,921 --> 00:40:00,722
Frank did a little better
than me with the ladies.
653
00:40:00,724 --> 00:40:03,091
See, Harland was good,
right?
654
00:40:03,093 --> 00:40:05,860
The kind of guy
you take home to your gran.
655
00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:08,262
He lacked a little
killer instinct.
656
00:40:08,264 --> 00:40:10,331
- Look, will you just let me finish?
- Here we go.
657
00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:13,501
I've actually had a proper
girlfriend on two occasions.
658
00:40:13,503 --> 00:40:15,103
You always go on
about that.
659
00:40:15,105 --> 00:40:18,239
Just because my taste
is a little bit more exotic.
660
00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:19,941
Exotic? Yeah?
661
00:40:19,943 --> 00:40:22,276
Yeah, you know,
white sand beach,
662
00:40:22,278 --> 00:40:25,179
olive skin,
piña colada in hand.
663
00:40:25,181 --> 00:40:27,548
- Sean Paul over here.
- [chuckles]
664
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:30,284
Frank, if you were so
keen on getting out,
665
00:40:30,286 --> 00:40:32,653
why are you still living in the
caravan park your father owns?
666
00:40:32,655 --> 00:40:36,023
He gets 500 yards away from his
pops, and he cacks it.
667
00:40:36,025 --> 00:40:38,059
That's obviously a lie.
668
00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:40,094
I've actually spent some time
in Dublin, so...
669
00:40:40,096 --> 00:40:42,296
To look at
universities.
670
00:40:42,298 --> 00:40:45,466
Look, Harland has many
fantastic qualities.
671
00:40:45,468 --> 00:40:48,102
I mean, he's loyal,
he's dependable.
672
00:40:48,104 --> 00:40:50,371
- Suspiciously close to his mother.
- What?
673
00:40:50,373 --> 00:40:54,075
He's my best mate.
But you and I,
674
00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:56,677
we see things
a little differently.
675
00:40:56,679 --> 00:40:58,713
We get it.
676
00:40:58,715 --> 00:41:00,548
- Oh, we get it?
- Yeah.
677
00:41:00,550 --> 00:41:02,450
Do we?
678
00:41:02,452 --> 00:41:05,386
[woman on radio] ♪ Be
everybody else Can't you see ♪
679
00:41:06,356 --> 00:41:09,590
Ah, I love this song.
My mam used to sing it.
680
00:41:09,592 --> 00:41:12,059
I have a recording
of it at home.
681
00:41:12,061 --> 00:41:13,628
- Was she good, your ma?
- Yeah.
682
00:41:13,630 --> 00:41:16,464
Well, the Wexford Bugle
once described her as having
683
00:41:16,466 --> 00:41:18,800
"the voice with the husk
of Kim Carnes
684
00:41:18,802 --> 00:41:21,235
and the tenderness
of summer rain," so...
685
00:41:22,138 --> 00:41:24,438
♪ Baby hit or miss ♪
686
00:41:26,042 --> 00:41:28,409
[woman vocalising]
687
00:41:36,886 --> 00:41:39,320
[vocalising continues]
688
00:41:41,891 --> 00:41:44,125
♪ Oh, you see ♪
689
00:41:46,262 --> 00:41:48,129
♪ I gotta be me... ♪
690
00:41:52,101 --> 00:41:55,803
- What was it like?
- What?
691
00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:57,905
You know, last night.
692
00:41:57,907 --> 00:42:00,541
[Pixie] Two 99s
and one of those, please.
693
00:42:00,543 --> 00:42:02,677
Oh, that.
694
00:42:02,679 --> 00:42:06,280
It was, you know,
pretty mental.
695
00:42:06,282 --> 00:42:07,615
Really?
696
00:42:07,617 --> 00:42:09,283
Oh, yeah.
697
00:42:09,285 --> 00:42:10,985
Shit.
698
00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:12,954
Was she your sensei?
699
00:42:12,956 --> 00:42:14,689
What the fuck's
a sensei?
700
00:42:14,691 --> 00:42:19,393
It's a martial art term.
A master. A teacher, like.
701
00:42:19,395 --> 00:42:22,463
- I can handle myself, thank you very much.
- Oh, don't be so defensive.
702
00:42:22,465 --> 00:42:25,433
All men need a sensei at one
point or another, you know.
703
00:42:25,435 --> 00:42:28,469
- Show them the tricks of the trade.
- Well, who was yours?
704
00:42:28,471 --> 00:42:30,438
Well, I haven't
met mine yet.
705
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,607
Oh, that's a shame.
You weirdo.
706
00:42:34,611 --> 00:42:39,413
Apparently women have 8,000 sensitive
nerve endings in their clitoris.
707
00:42:39,415 --> 00:42:41,682
- Could that be true?
- [Pixie] What are you lads talking about?
708
00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:44,552
- [both gasp]
- Nothing. Uh, sheep.
709
00:42:44,554 --> 00:42:46,220
Sheep?
710
00:42:46,222 --> 00:42:49,223
Yeah, Harland used to go
to the sheep trials
711
00:42:49,225 --> 00:42:50,725
with your dad,
didn't you?
712
00:42:50,727 --> 00:42:54,495
Yeah, Dad, um,
he loved sheep.
713
00:42:54,497 --> 00:42:56,731
"They're gorgeous creatures,"
he'd say.
714
00:42:56,733 --> 00:42:58,132
Hmm.
715
00:43:00,069 --> 00:43:02,203
It's true, you know.
716
00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:05,273
It's round about
the 8,000 mark.
717
00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:07,909
Here's your Solero.
718
00:43:08,478 --> 00:43:11,479
- Here.
- Thanks.
719
00:43:55,892 --> 00:43:59,093
Does he always take life
so seriously?
720
00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:02,229
Tends to. I do my best
to lighten him up a bit.
721
00:44:02,231 --> 00:44:04,298
I'm not saying it
in a bad way.
722
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:06,434
I think it's quite
endearing.
723
00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:09,603
- Endearing?
- Yeah, there's something sweet about him.
724
00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:14,542
You guys want anything
from the shop?
725
00:44:14,544 --> 00:44:16,477
You want some company?
726
00:44:16,479 --> 00:44:18,145
Sure.
727
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:26,053
Sweet?
728
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,293
[groans]
729
00:44:37,433 --> 00:44:40,167
- Beautiful day, isn't it?
- Sure is.
730
00:44:41,270 --> 00:44:43,004
- Do you mind if I...
- Yes.
731
00:44:43,006 --> 00:44:44,505
Thanks.
732
00:44:49,679 --> 00:44:52,413
- Are you with your dad?
- Uh, no, I'm waiting for my priest.
733
00:44:52,415 --> 00:44:54,415
Father O'Shaughnessy.
734
00:44:54,417 --> 00:44:56,117
Oh, right.
735
00:44:57,854 --> 00:45:00,654
- There's no funny business going on?
- I'm sorry?
736
00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:04,158
You can tell me
if there's any funny business.
737
00:45:05,261 --> 00:45:08,195
Oh. No.
He's... He's a good man.
738
00:45:10,867 --> 00:45:14,402
Wouldn't you rather be out with your
mates, playing football and chasing girls?
739
00:45:14,404 --> 00:45:17,972
- It's a Saturday, you know.
- I'm married to the Lord.
740
00:45:17,974 --> 00:45:20,775
He gives me
everything I need.
741
00:45:20,777 --> 00:45:22,476
Everything?
742
00:45:24,547 --> 00:45:27,648
Well, and tell me if I'm
overstepping the mark here,
743
00:45:27,650 --> 00:45:32,686
but... don't you wanna know
what it's like?
744
00:45:34,657 --> 00:45:37,691
Oh... Oh... "It."
745
00:45:39,929 --> 00:45:41,429
Uh...
746
00:45:42,398 --> 00:45:44,565
I watch videos, so...
747
00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:49,737
Sorry.
748
00:45:56,946 --> 00:45:58,412
Huh?
749
00:46:03,619 --> 00:46:05,186
Huh? Eh?
750
00:46:06,989 --> 00:46:10,224
- How are we getting on over there?
- Just looking.
751
00:46:10,226 --> 00:46:13,461
Can I help you with anything
there, sweetheart?
752
00:46:14,764 --> 00:46:16,831
You're so nice.
753
00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:20,234
I want some tequila,
but I can't seem to find the one I like.
754
00:46:20,236 --> 00:46:22,837
Oh, yeah? And, uh,
which one would that be, now?
755
00:46:22,839 --> 00:46:25,473
All I can see here is aٌejo,
and I usually drink reposado.
756
00:46:25,475 --> 00:46:28,809
Reposado. [chuckles]
757
00:46:30,947 --> 00:46:33,914
Did you know that
it wasn't until the Spanish
758
00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:37,384
invaded the Aztecs in the 16th century
that tequila was actually invented?
759
00:46:37,386 --> 00:46:40,454
I didn't know that, no.
760
00:46:40,456 --> 00:46:43,757
Well, you see,
the Spanish loved their brandy.
761
00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:46,560
But their supplies
began to run low,
762
00:46:46,562 --> 00:46:50,564
forcing the tired and parched
soldiers to improvise.
763
00:46:50,566 --> 00:46:53,901
They started by distilling
mud and agave,
764
00:46:53,903 --> 00:46:55,536
which, although basic,
765
00:46:55,538 --> 00:46:58,105
was how tequila
was initially invented.
766
00:46:58,107 --> 00:47:00,841
You've got brains too.
[chuckles]
767
00:47:00,843 --> 00:47:04,979
Do you know what they also invented
during the Spanish invasion?
768
00:47:04,981 --> 00:47:06,447
Huh?
769
00:47:07,717 --> 00:47:10,484
- The 69.
- Oh, Jesus.
770
00:47:10,486 --> 00:47:12,153
I, um...
771
00:47:13,022 --> 00:47:14,788
I thought
that was the French.
772
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:17,691
Maybe I'm wrong.
773
00:47:20,930 --> 00:47:22,830
Anyway, we'd best be
out of your hair.
774
00:47:22,832 --> 00:47:25,366
I can make an exception
for you, darlin'.
775
00:47:26,202 --> 00:47:28,736
I can look
in the back.
776
00:47:28,738 --> 00:47:32,640
- Can you keep the till hot for me?
- Don't you worry about that.
777
00:47:32,642 --> 00:47:36,911
[chuckles]
778
00:47:36,913 --> 00:47:39,246
You slimy old nut bag.
779
00:47:39,248 --> 00:47:42,183
[sighs] Is this
really necessary?
780
00:47:42,185 --> 00:47:46,387
- What the hell are you doing?
- Where's your sense of fun? Quick, grab the tequila.
781
00:47:46,389 --> 00:47:48,222
No, no, no! I'm not taking
any part in this.
782
00:47:48,224 --> 00:47:49,890
- Suit yourself.
- Pixie!
783
00:47:49,892 --> 00:47:51,492
Come on.
784
00:47:51,494 --> 00:47:53,494
Frank!
We gotta be moving!
785
00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:55,729
- Now!
- Just a second.
786
00:48:00,069 --> 00:48:02,770
I'll leave you with this.
787
00:48:02,772 --> 00:48:05,472
If God didn't want
you and I eating pussy,
788
00:48:05,474 --> 00:48:08,375
why did he go and make them
look like a taco?
789
00:48:09,579 --> 00:48:11,879
- Quickly, Frank. Jesus.
- I'm coming!
790
00:48:16,752 --> 00:48:18,219
Hey!
791
00:48:18,221 --> 00:48:19,853
Come back!
792
00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:21,689
What the hell's going on?
Where'd you get that money?
793
00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:24,225
Where do you think?
This nut job robbed the place.
794
00:48:24,227 --> 00:48:27,461
It just dawned on me that I was the
only one not doing anything illegal,
795
00:48:27,463 --> 00:48:29,230
meaning I was just
sort of on the run.
796
00:48:29,232 --> 00:48:30,598
I wanted to be really
part of it, you know.
797
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,299
That cannot honestly
be your logic.
798
00:48:32,301 --> 00:48:33,767
And I wanted to stay
in a fancy hotel,
799
00:48:33,769 --> 00:48:35,903
have a steak dinner and drink
tequila, that too.
800
00:48:35,905 --> 00:48:38,872
- Aren't we about to make a ton of money?
- I like to pay my own way.
801
00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:41,041
You're just a little
round the bend, aren't you?
802
00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:43,978
I'd like to remind the two of youse
that this isn't a bloody holiday.
803
00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:46,614
I don't know about you,
but selling a boatload of MDMA
804
00:48:46,616 --> 00:48:49,450
to a gangster in Dingle,
with a rotting corpse in the boot,
805
00:48:49,452 --> 00:48:51,552
isn't exactly Paris
in the fucking rain.
806
00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:53,787
Listen here,
old buddy, old pal.
807
00:48:53,789 --> 00:48:57,224
I've been telling you for years
I'm a wild man, all right?
808
00:48:57,226 --> 00:48:58,826
I can't be caged.
809
00:48:58,828 --> 00:49:01,161
The sooner you get your head
round to that fact, the better.
810
00:49:01,163 --> 00:49:04,231
I tell you what.
There's no two people I'd rather be with,
811
00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:07,868
travelling down the coast with a
boatload of MDMA and a rotting corpse,
812
00:49:07,870 --> 00:49:09,470
than the two of youse.
813
00:49:09,472 --> 00:49:11,672
Beautifully put,
Frank.
814
00:49:11,674 --> 00:49:13,274
I give up.
815
00:49:50,212 --> 00:49:52,146
So what's the game plan?
816
00:49:52,148 --> 00:49:54,481
It's Daniel's uncle.
We don't need no game plan.
817
00:49:54,483 --> 00:49:56,950
Yeah, wait. Why?
Do we need a game plan?
818
00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:58,886
These things have a tendency not
to be the most straightforward.
819
00:49:58,888 --> 00:50:00,487
I thought we were
thinking of this
820
00:50:00,489 --> 00:50:02,623
as a friend of the family
sort of thing, right?
821
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:04,758
Exactly. He's just
a friend of the family
822
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,828
who's gonna help us
out of our situation.
823
00:50:07,830 --> 00:50:10,097
Don't be giving us
the bad vibes.
824
00:50:10,099 --> 00:50:13,400
We drop Daniel's name.
He'll probably be expecting us.
825
00:50:13,402 --> 00:50:16,270
We'll just be honest.
All we're looking for is a fair deal.
826
00:50:16,272 --> 00:50:19,640
We're not gonna hold anyone
to ransom. It's a win-win.
827
00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:22,009
See? Everybody's
a bloody winner.
828
00:50:31,354 --> 00:50:34,054
[exclaiming]
Jesus Christ.
829
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,968
Uh, we're looking
for Mr Raymond Donnelly.
830
00:50:47,970 --> 00:50:51,805
[man] I know. And the ducks,
they're so beautiful.
831
00:50:51,807 --> 00:50:55,008
Yeah, I know
what they're like.
832
00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:57,578
Yeah, I know.
833
00:50:57,580 --> 00:50:59,913
I know. And then it comes
from underneath.
834
00:50:59,915 --> 00:51:03,183
They had to pull them out
with motorcycle chains.
835
00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:07,121
Hang on, Jim. I got Harry,
Ron and Hermione looking at me.
836
00:51:07,123 --> 00:51:10,624
I'll have to call you back.
Bye-bye. Who the fuck are you?
837
00:51:10,626 --> 00:51:14,628
Daniel sent us.
Your nephew. We're mates.
838
00:51:14,630 --> 00:51:18,766
Oh. So, this is nice.
839
00:51:18,768 --> 00:51:21,802
We've got a business
proposition for you.
840
00:51:21,804 --> 00:51:26,106
It's more of an opportunity.
A business opportunity.
841
00:51:26,108 --> 00:51:30,711
Marilou, some refreshment, maybe,
for our young entrepreneurs.
842
00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:32,146
Almond milk latte
would be grand.
843
00:51:32,148 --> 00:51:35,482
Oh, you got a sense of humour.
I like that.
844
00:51:36,886 --> 00:51:40,554
The fish out there, is that to,
you know, to conceal the smell?
845
00:51:42,825 --> 00:51:44,658
You should be on quiz shows
or something.
846
00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:47,628
So we got the comedian and the genius.
What do you bring to the table?
847
00:51:47,630 --> 00:51:49,963
Energy
and a positive attitude.
848
00:51:49,965 --> 00:51:52,699
Ah, lovely.
What the fuck do you want?
849
00:51:52,701 --> 00:51:55,135
We, uh, need
your help with...
850
00:51:55,137 --> 00:51:58,505
Not your help so much
as we'd like to help you.
851
00:51:58,507 --> 00:52:00,808
Us helping you help us.
852
00:52:00,810 --> 00:52:03,043
Before nightfall, lads.
853
00:52:03,045 --> 00:52:04,945
We've got enough MDMA
to break the jaw
854
00:52:04,947 --> 00:52:07,815
of any fella who comes through
this town for the next 30 years.
855
00:52:11,187 --> 00:52:13,921
Okay. Let's see it.
856
00:52:21,931 --> 00:52:23,197
Marilou?
857
00:52:25,067 --> 00:52:26,600
[clears throat]
858
00:52:44,987 --> 00:52:46,186
Mm.
859
00:52:48,257 --> 00:52:49,923
That's 15 kilos there.
860
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,094
Is that all of it? I mean,
is there more in the car?
861
00:52:54,096 --> 00:52:56,830
- Is there any stashed somewhere?
- Nope. That's all of it.
862
00:52:56,832 --> 00:52:58,999
Not even a dab's worth
left for later.
863
00:53:00,870 --> 00:53:02,870
And, um,
864
00:53:02,872 --> 00:53:05,606
what are you, uh,
carrying, lads?
865
00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:09,042
Carrying?
866
00:53:11,380 --> 00:53:15,182
No. Uh, we wanted to be straight with
you, Mr Donnelly.
867
00:53:15,184 --> 00:53:16,617
No... No funny business.
868
00:53:16,619 --> 00:53:19,653
- You're Daniel's uncle, after all.
- Yeah.
869
00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:22,923
Okay, so to be totally clear,
you've come in with the bag of drugs,
870
00:53:22,925 --> 00:53:26,360
and you guys just want
80 or 100 grand...
871
00:53:26,362 --> 00:53:29,596
It actually has a street
value of nearly a million.
872
00:53:31,133 --> 00:53:32,933
Oh, does it?
Does it?
873
00:53:32,935 --> 00:53:35,502
I wonder what the street value
of your head in a bag
874
00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:37,137
with your dick
in your mouth would be.
875
00:53:37,139 --> 00:53:39,540
[zips bag]
I'd say about ninepence.
876
00:53:41,010 --> 00:53:44,711
I'm a drug dealer.
I don't do handouts, okay?
877
00:53:44,713 --> 00:53:46,246
Especially not to three
kids who look like
878
00:53:46,248 --> 00:53:48,315
they've just walked in
off an afternoon special.
879
00:53:48,317 --> 00:53:51,552
- But that's not fair.
- Did that not sound kind of stupid in your head?
880
00:53:51,554 --> 00:53:54,621
It does coming out of your mouth.
Marilou, show them.
881
00:54:05,434 --> 00:54:08,368
Welcome to unfair.
882
00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:09,770
- [screams]
- Let's be moving.
883
00:54:09,772 --> 00:54:11,672
- Fuck!
- [Pixie] Harland, do something!
884
00:54:11,674 --> 00:54:14,441
- Madam, put the gun down, please.
- Harland!
885
00:54:14,443 --> 00:54:16,143
I'm so sorry.
886
00:54:16,145 --> 00:54:17,644
- Fuck!
- Ow!
887
00:54:19,615 --> 00:54:22,115
[exclaiming]
888
00:54:26,956 --> 00:54:29,289
- Oh, my wrist!
- I'll drive.
889
00:54:30,059 --> 00:54:31,625
[Pixie] Come on!
890
00:54:31,627 --> 00:54:33,260
Keys, keys!
891
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:40,167
[tyres screeching]
892
00:54:46,942 --> 00:54:49,076
[Frank] Well, Jesus,
that went well.
893
00:54:49,078 --> 00:54:53,513
[Harland] Don't even start. Daniel it
was your idea. I told you this was crazy.
894
00:54:53,515 --> 00:54:57,250
[Frank] That was a collective decision.
Don't you be blaming me, Harland.
895
00:54:57,252 --> 00:54:58,752
[groans]
896
00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:00,387
So,
what do we do now?
897
00:55:00,389 --> 00:55:02,823
I don't know.
Here, pass me the tequila.
898
00:55:02,825 --> 00:55:05,058
I say we get pissed,
you know?
899
00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:08,228
Really fucking pissed, and then
just, you know, hope for the best.
900
00:55:08,230 --> 00:55:09,663
[Frank] Good plan.
901
00:55:09,665 --> 00:55:12,966
Mm. Real crack team
we've got here.
902
00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:16,036
[Harland] You are never
driving my car again.
903
00:55:16,038 --> 00:55:17,871
[Frank] Ah, just pass me
the tequila.
904
00:55:17,873 --> 00:55:20,007
[Pixie chuckles]
905
00:55:22,811 --> 00:55:24,978
So this all
comes back to you?
906
00:55:24,980 --> 00:55:27,247
Is that why that fella
was knocking on your door?
907
00:55:27,249 --> 00:55:28,882
It's complicated.
908
00:55:28,884 --> 00:55:33,453
You see, I had hatched a plan with
the aid of this other fella, Fergus.
909
00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:35,322
I got Fergus to dupe Colin,
910
00:55:35,324 --> 00:55:38,959
the man currently disintegrating
in the back of your Mercedes there,
911
00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:40,894
into intercepting one
of McGrath's drug deals.
912
00:55:40,896 --> 00:55:43,930
Then Fergus was to dispose of Colin
and come meet me at the airport.
913
00:55:43,932 --> 00:55:45,499
You're like an evil
mastermind.
914
00:55:45,501 --> 00:55:48,001
I've got complex
family issues.
915
00:55:48,003 --> 00:55:51,905
So this Fergus fella,
you didn't love him, then?
916
00:55:53,175 --> 00:55:55,976
Well, truth is,
917
00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:59,212
I feel terrible saying it,
but what Fergus didn't know
918
00:55:59,214 --> 00:56:01,581
was that I planned to take
that flight to San Francisco
919
00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:03,784
with the money
but without him.
920
00:56:03,786 --> 00:56:05,118
[Frank] Jesus.
921
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,953
A little cold,
don't you think?
922
00:56:06,955 --> 00:56:08,388
Don't be going all soft.
923
00:56:08,390 --> 00:56:11,291
I take it you're not
the romantic type, then.
924
00:56:11,293 --> 00:56:14,594
Yeah. Once.
925
00:56:14,596 --> 00:56:17,864
He was called Gareth.
Shy boy.
926
00:56:17,866 --> 00:56:20,267
- He from Sligo?
- Castlebar.
927
00:56:20,269 --> 00:56:24,504
Uh, he's...
He's McGrath's nephew, actually.
928
00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:28,642
You fell in love with the deadly
gangster priest's nephew?
929
00:56:28,644 --> 00:56:30,677
I know, I know.
930
00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:33,680
It was all very
Romeo and Juliet.
931
00:56:33,682 --> 00:56:35,449
What happened?
932
00:56:36,952 --> 00:56:39,119
McGrath told him
he could no longer see me,
933
00:56:39,121 --> 00:56:41,855
and he listened to his head
instead of his heart.
934
00:56:41,857 --> 00:56:44,024
He was lovely but weak.
935
00:56:54,503 --> 00:56:58,271
I... am gonna go
for a swim.
936
00:56:58,273 --> 00:57:01,374
- Excellent idea.
- Oh, you must be mad. It'll be freezing.
937
00:57:03,045 --> 00:57:04,444
All that
gangster talk,
938
00:57:04,446 --> 00:57:06,413
and you're afraid
of a bit of cold water.
939
00:57:06,415 --> 00:57:09,216
Oh, you think I'm gonna give in
to a bit of schoolboy teasing?
940
00:57:09,218 --> 00:57:10,917
Suit yourself.
941
00:57:14,690 --> 00:57:16,423
All right, you morons,
wait up.
942
00:57:16,425 --> 00:57:18,925
[Frank] Well, come on, then.
I'm already freezing my nuts off.
943
00:57:18,927 --> 00:57:22,229
She best not see our little
fellas when we get out.
944
00:57:24,399 --> 00:57:26,800
[laughing, whooping]
945
00:57:32,641 --> 00:57:34,674
♪ Gotta get some ♪
946
00:57:34,676 --> 00:57:37,110
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
947
00:57:39,515 --> 00:57:42,415
♪ Sitting in class
Waiting for time to pass ♪
948
00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:44,918
♪ I'm eyeing some girl
And getting mad at the world ♪
949
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,687
Come on! [whoops]
950
00:57:47,689 --> 00:57:51,625
♪ I said, "If you're free
Come along with me" ♪
951
00:57:51,627 --> 00:57:53,827
♪ When I get too close ♪
952
00:57:53,829 --> 00:57:56,696
♪ The feeling comes
Over me ♪
953
00:57:56,698 --> 00:57:58,431
♪ I Gotta Get Some ♪
954
00:57:59,668 --> 00:58:01,201
I've got a question.
955
00:58:01,203 --> 00:58:03,804
You have
endless questions.
956
00:58:03,806 --> 00:58:06,139
- Why did you sleep with him?
- Oi!
957
00:58:06,141 --> 00:58:09,376
Have you been telling
little white lies, Frankie?
958
00:58:10,212 --> 00:58:11,978
Honestly,
I didn't say that.
959
00:58:11,980 --> 00:58:13,647
Sounds to me like you did.
960
00:58:13,649 --> 00:58:16,049
Showing off, was he?
Playing Little Billy Big Bollocks?
961
00:58:16,051 --> 00:58:18,185
It wasn't like that.
I was just, you know...
962
00:58:18,187 --> 00:58:21,621
Shut up. Both of you,
sit on that bed.
963
00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:23,690
Go on.
964
00:58:23,692 --> 00:58:25,392
I wanna show you
something.
965
00:58:27,496 --> 00:58:29,329
- Thanks.
- What?
966
00:58:35,904 --> 00:58:39,573
First off, it's neither of yours business
who I choose to sleep with, okay?
967
00:58:39,575 --> 00:58:42,843
- [Harland] I didn't mean it like that.
- Yes, you did. And Frank...
968
00:58:42,845 --> 00:58:45,545
I'm sorry. It was stupid.
969
00:58:45,547 --> 00:58:48,849
Freud would have a field day
with the two of you.
970
00:58:48,851 --> 00:58:50,483
What?
971
00:58:50,485 --> 00:58:56,089
♪ Kiss all the pretty ones
Goodbye ♪
972
00:58:58,026 --> 00:59:03,463
♪ Give everyone a penny
That cries ♪
973
00:59:03,465 --> 00:59:11,271
♪ You can throw all
My tranquil pills away ♪
974
00:59:14,109 --> 00:59:19,980
♪ Let my blood pressure go
On its way ♪
975
00:59:20,849 --> 00:59:25,151
♪ 'Cause my autumn's ♪
976
00:59:25,153 --> 00:59:27,921
♪ Done come ♪
977
00:59:28,957 --> 00:59:33,193
♪ My autumn's ♪
978
00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:37,197
♪ Done come ♪
979
00:59:37,199 --> 00:59:40,967
♪ Done come ♪
980
00:59:43,839 --> 00:59:49,409
♪ Let those I-don't-care
days begin ♪
981
00:59:50,913 --> 00:59:57,217
♪ I'm tired of holdin'
My stomach in ♪
982
00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:05,191
♪ No more slinky
Vogue dolls for me ♪
983
01:00:07,329 --> 01:00:13,566
♪ I'll take Sears and Roebuck
Dolls gladly ♪
984
01:00:13,568 --> 01:00:18,571
♪ 'Cause my autumn's ♪
985
01:00:18,573 --> 01:00:21,641
♪ Done come ♪
986
01:00:22,678 --> 01:00:26,279
♪ My autumn's ♪
987
01:00:26,281 --> 01:00:30,383
♪ Done come ♪
988
01:00:30,385 --> 01:00:34,120
♪ Done come... ♪
989
01:01:00,615 --> 01:01:02,382
See?
990
01:01:02,384 --> 01:01:05,018
The two of youse
are made for each other.
991
01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:09,222
Sorry I'm late. Had to run a
couple of errands on the way.
992
01:01:09,224 --> 01:01:11,491
- [shotgun clicks]
- Seamus, you saved me!
993
01:01:11,493 --> 01:01:13,493
[Seamus]
Don't fucking move.
994
01:01:14,563 --> 01:01:15,996
On the floor.
995
01:01:16,898 --> 01:01:18,531
The lot of you!
996
01:01:18,533 --> 01:01:21,234
- Look, we haven't done anything.
- Shut up, you.
997
01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:24,170
Here, Pix.
998
01:01:24,172 --> 01:01:25,972
Put them on.
999
01:01:25,974 --> 01:01:27,540
Put 'em on!
1000
01:01:30,612 --> 01:01:32,078
Where's Colin?
1001
01:01:33,415 --> 01:01:35,482
I don't know
what you're talking about.
1002
01:01:35,484 --> 01:01:38,318
Pix, now, don't be messing me about.
Where the fuck is Colin?
1003
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:42,489
I promise. We broke up months ago.
Did Mick send you?
1004
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:54,034
Aye. Right.
1005
01:01:54,036 --> 01:01:57,270
Up. We're going
for a drive.
1006
01:01:58,473 --> 01:02:00,106
Come on!
1007
01:02:01,276 --> 01:02:04,010
Do you want me to send you
a fucking telegram?
1008
01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:05,545
Let's go!
1009
01:02:22,697 --> 01:02:26,566
Do you have to, you know,
press it so hard against him?
1010
01:02:26,568 --> 01:02:29,269
Eyes forward, now,
like a good boy.
1011
01:02:31,606 --> 01:02:34,674
All I'm saying is,
your gun could be a couple of inches away.
1012
01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:37,444
Okay.
1013
01:02:51,526 --> 01:02:53,493
Look, if you just
please listen!
1014
01:02:53,495 --> 01:02:55,128
We didn't
mean to get involved.
1015
01:02:55,130 --> 01:02:56,729
Since you're friends
of Pixie,
1016
01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:59,399
I'm affording you a quick
death and a proper burial.
1017
01:02:59,401 --> 01:03:01,768
Don't push your luck,
1018
01:03:01,770 --> 01:03:05,138
'cause believe you me,
you don't want things to turn unpleasant.
1019
01:03:09,911 --> 01:03:11,544
Fucking idiot.
1020
01:03:20,155 --> 01:03:22,188
We've got to tell him.
1021
01:03:22,190 --> 01:03:23,857
Just keep quiet.
1022
01:03:23,859 --> 01:03:26,593
Oh, we're digging our own
graves, for fuck's sake.
1023
01:03:26,595 --> 01:03:29,229
Time isn't exactly
on our side.
1024
01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:31,764
She's got a plan.
I know it.
1025
01:03:31,766 --> 01:03:35,201
What, and you think
it involves us?
1026
01:03:36,438 --> 01:03:38,771
- We lied to you.
- Harland!
1027
01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:41,508
No, fuck it, Frank.
This has gone on way too far.
1028
01:03:41,510 --> 01:03:44,377
Sir, he's in the boot
of the car.
1029
01:03:47,015 --> 01:03:49,382
- I'm sorry?
- He's in the boot.
1030
01:03:50,318 --> 01:03:52,986
- In the boot?
- He's in the boot of the car.
1031
01:03:52,988 --> 01:03:56,356
- In the boot of this car here?
- Yes, he's in the boot of that fucking car.
1032
01:03:56,358 --> 01:03:58,658
- Oh, that's a good one.
- We're not pros, man.
1033
01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:00,426
We didn't know
what the fuck we were doing.
1034
01:04:00,428 --> 01:04:02,495
He's in the boot
of the fucking car.
1035
01:04:02,497 --> 01:04:05,965
Oh, that's good!
That's a good one.
1036
01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:08,401
[chuckling]
1037
01:04:08,403 --> 01:04:10,270
I'm still gonna
have to kill youse.
1038
01:04:10,272 --> 01:04:12,572
- [gunshot]
- [groans]
1039
01:04:12,574 --> 01:04:15,608
[grunting]
1040
01:04:15,610 --> 01:04:17,477
[groans]
1041
01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:20,580
Fuck!
You fucking bastard!
1042
01:04:20,582 --> 01:04:23,850
[groans]
You fucking bastard.
1043
01:04:27,122 --> 01:04:29,289
[groaning]
1044
01:04:30,358 --> 01:04:31,958
You didn't take
his gun?
1045
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,260
I thought he was dead.
What was I supposed to do with it?
1046
01:04:34,262 --> 01:04:35,962
Quick, uncuff me.
1047
01:04:44,105 --> 01:04:47,240
Youse two finish the marvellous job
you were doing digging those graves.
1048
01:04:47,242 --> 01:04:51,211
- But they're not dead.
- We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, shall we?
1049
01:04:51,846 --> 01:04:53,646
In your own time.
1050
01:04:56,318 --> 01:04:59,219
Aren't you happy
to see me?
1051
01:04:59,221 --> 01:05:00,954
[muttering]
1052
01:05:04,092 --> 01:05:06,326
What was that,
angel?
1053
01:05:06,328 --> 01:05:07,894
[wheezing gasp]
1054
01:05:09,297 --> 01:05:11,965
- Whore.
- Ah, that's sweet.
1055
01:05:11,967 --> 01:05:13,866
[coughs, wheezes]
1056
01:05:13,868 --> 01:05:16,669
Went and messed everything
up, didn't you?
1057
01:05:16,671 --> 01:05:19,539
I was gonna start a new life
for myself in San Francisco
1058
01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:22,742
until you had to go and get
all jealous over poor Fergus.
1059
01:05:26,181 --> 01:05:28,281
Not in the mood
for chatting?
1060
01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:30,750
Okay, well,
1061
01:05:30,752 --> 01:05:33,086
I'm gonna tell you
a little bedtime story.
1062
01:05:33,088 --> 01:05:34,921
How would you like that?
1063
01:05:36,591 --> 01:05:38,992
I'm gonna take you back
four years.
1064
01:05:38,994 --> 01:05:43,363
It was a cold October day
in our little home town.
1065
01:05:49,371 --> 01:05:51,671
It was the 18th,
to be precise.
1066
01:05:51,673 --> 01:05:56,476
The 18th of October.
A day I won't easily forget.
1067
01:05:56,478 --> 01:06:00,346
I'm going to visit my mam,
who had stage-four cancer of the throat.
1068
01:06:00,348 --> 01:06:02,882
But I had just been told the
good news that the chemicals
1069
01:06:02,884 --> 01:06:06,286
they had been pumping into
her body were taking hold.
1070
01:06:06,288 --> 01:06:09,289
It looked like she was going to beat
it, and I have to tell you,
1071
01:06:09,291 --> 01:06:11,024
I was feeling
positively hopeful.
1072
01:06:11,026 --> 01:06:12,358
Hey.
1073
01:06:14,329 --> 01:06:18,398
So you can imagine my shock when I see
a strange figure appear from her room.
1074
01:06:20,602 --> 01:06:22,335
Hey!
1075
01:06:24,306 --> 01:06:26,039
Hey!
1076
01:06:26,041 --> 01:06:28,341
[steady beep]
1077
01:06:28,343 --> 01:06:30,810
The first thing you hear
is the sound.
1078
01:06:30,812 --> 01:06:32,845
[steady beep]
1079
01:06:34,215 --> 01:06:35,615
Mam!
1080
01:06:37,218 --> 01:06:38,618
Mam!
1081
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,353
I know she'd have
fought like hell.
1082
01:06:40,355 --> 01:06:42,021
Help! Help!
1083
01:06:42,023 --> 01:06:43,923
But she was weak.
1084
01:06:47,095 --> 01:06:49,962
- [monitor stops beeping]
- She's not breathing.
1085
01:06:54,936 --> 01:06:57,737
No one believed me
that she'd been suffocated.
1086
01:06:57,739 --> 01:07:00,039
They thought
she'd just given up.
1087
01:07:00,041 --> 01:07:03,476
But I had the good sense to
go back to the visitors' book.
1088
01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:07,080
That name,
Jeremy Fisher,
1089
01:07:07,082 --> 01:07:09,449
haunted me for three years.
1090
01:07:10,952 --> 01:07:13,553
Want to know
how you gave it away?
1091
01:07:14,856 --> 01:07:16,823
[choking gasp]
1092
01:07:16,825 --> 01:07:20,026
We were lying in bed,
having just watched a movie.
1093
01:07:20,028 --> 01:07:21,828
I'm gonna tinkle.
1094
01:07:23,064 --> 01:07:24,697
Back in a sec.
1095
01:07:28,536 --> 01:07:32,071
If only you'd replaced the loo
roll, you would've got away with it.
1096
01:07:55,096 --> 01:07:56,896
So I knew.
1097
01:07:56,898 --> 01:08:02,034
Still, I decided just to
run away from all of it.
1098
01:08:04,639 --> 01:08:06,939
But you had to
ruin that too.
1099
01:08:06,941 --> 01:08:08,775
[choking gasps]
1100
01:08:11,346 --> 01:08:13,446
One question:
1101
01:08:14,949 --> 01:08:16,482
Why?
1102
01:08:22,424 --> 01:08:25,057
He p... He paid me.
1103
01:08:29,364 --> 01:08:30,797
Who?
1104
01:08:33,368 --> 01:08:34,901
You know who.
1105
01:08:46,948 --> 01:08:49,048
I loved you.
1106
01:08:52,287 --> 01:08:54,821
Oh, baby. Oh, baby.
1107
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:01,561
And I almost
loved you too.
1108
01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:06,098
[muffled gasps]
1109
01:09:13,041 --> 01:09:15,508
[gasping continues]
1110
01:09:20,715 --> 01:09:22,949
[gasping stops]
1111
01:09:45,874 --> 01:09:48,007
I think this one's gone.
1112
01:09:58,853 --> 01:10:01,120
Let's just bury
the both of them.
1113
01:10:01,122 --> 01:10:04,824
What about him?
He's still breathing.
1114
01:10:14,068 --> 01:10:16,002
[pistol cocks]
1115
01:10:27,448 --> 01:10:30,516
Now let's get these fellas
in the ground sharpish.
1116
01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:31,884
My instincts
are telling me
1117
01:10:31,886 --> 01:10:34,287
we'd better be getting
our skedaddle on.
1118
01:10:35,690 --> 01:10:37,256
Chip-chop.
1119
01:10:39,494 --> 01:10:40,993
Where are you going now?
1120
01:10:40,995 --> 01:10:44,063
I don't like burials much.
I'll be back in two.
1121
01:10:47,502 --> 01:10:49,569
[both grunting]
1122
01:10:50,305 --> 01:10:51,837
- You got him?
- Yeah.
1123
01:10:51,839 --> 01:10:55,308
- Shit.
- Oh, there's blood all over my T-shirt now.
1124
01:10:55,310 --> 01:10:56,809
Oh, Jesus.
1125
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:03,115
[coughing] Jesus.
I don't like blood.
1126
01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:10,122
[line ringing]
1127
01:11:12,493 --> 01:11:14,126
Hey, it's me.
1128
01:11:28,943 --> 01:11:30,209
Come on.
1129
01:11:31,145 --> 01:11:33,245
Let's get going.
1130
01:11:33,247 --> 01:11:35,014
[Frank] Where to?
1131
01:11:35,016 --> 01:11:37,883
There's this church down near Clonakilty.
Apparently, it's beautiful.
1132
01:11:37,885 --> 01:11:39,785
Shouldn't we be getting
the hell out of here?
1133
01:11:39,787 --> 01:11:43,022
First off, I think we should all keep
in mind that these sorts of adventures
1134
01:11:43,024 --> 01:11:45,024
are always more enjoyable
with a positive attitude.
1135
01:11:45,026 --> 01:11:47,893
And secondly,
we need to make some money
1136
01:11:47,895 --> 01:11:49,929
and get out of this mess
so we can all run off
1137
01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:51,998
and play happy families
wherever the wind shall take us.
1138
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,900
My gust obviously being
toward Sam Clam's Disco.
1139
01:11:57,772 --> 01:11:59,372
San Francisco.
1140
01:12:00,608 --> 01:12:02,241
Tell me if I'm jumping
hurdles here,
1141
01:12:02,243 --> 01:12:04,744
but is your plan to try
and sell the drugs
1142
01:12:04,746 --> 01:12:07,913
back to the gangsters who are
missing them in the first place?
1143
01:12:07,915 --> 01:12:10,850
- You're catching on.
- Are you out of your bloody mind?
1144
01:12:10,852 --> 01:12:14,954
It's the only way to make a clean
break from all this malarkey, trust me.
1145
01:12:14,956 --> 01:12:16,756
She's got a point,
you know.
1146
01:12:16,758 --> 01:12:19,458
I don't wanna spend the rest of
my life looking over my shoulder
1147
01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:21,260
every time I see a priest.
1148
01:12:23,531 --> 01:12:25,398
You know,
I was just thinking.
1149
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:28,634
You fellas were very nearly
each other's last kiss.
1150
01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:32,071
Would've been sort of
romantic, don't you think?
1151
01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:31,397
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.
1152
01:13:34,535 --> 01:13:36,769
All good children
go to heaven.
1153
01:13:36,771 --> 01:13:39,171
- Amen.
- Gareth.
1154
01:13:39,173 --> 01:13:41,841
Let us pray.
1155
01:13:41,843 --> 01:13:45,444
Dear Lord,
please watch over our souls
1156
01:13:45,446 --> 01:13:49,849
as we avenge the loss
of our fallen brothers.
1157
01:13:49,851 --> 01:13:52,818
- And especially today...
- Thank you, Gareth.
1158
01:13:52,820 --> 01:13:54,320
- Amen.
- [all] Amen.
1159
01:13:54,322 --> 01:13:57,156
Brevity is the elixir
of life, young man.
1160
01:13:57,158 --> 01:13:59,892
Right. Sister Geraghty,
Father Armstrong,
1161
01:13:59,894 --> 01:14:02,061
you come with me.
1162
01:14:02,063 --> 01:14:04,964
The rest of you form a
perimeter round the church.
1163
01:14:04,966 --> 01:14:08,901
No one gets out
before we do.
1164
01:14:08,903 --> 01:14:11,704
We know not what
the day brings forth,
1165
01:14:11,706 --> 01:14:16,475
so may the Lord have mercy
on our souls.
1166
01:14:16,944 --> 01:14:18,978
[all] Amen.
1167
01:14:18,980 --> 01:14:21,981
Gareth, you'll keep watch.
1168
01:14:21,983 --> 01:14:24,383
No, but, Uncle, you said
this morning that...
1169
01:14:24,385 --> 01:14:26,085
Thank you, Gareth.
1170
01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:29,388
[all] Thank you, Gareth.
1171
01:14:33,294 --> 01:14:35,928
These guns aren't
gonna shoot themselves.
1172
01:15:18,573 --> 01:15:20,739
[chuckles]
1173
01:15:20,741 --> 01:15:22,675
Well, well, well.
1174
01:15:22,677 --> 01:15:25,277
Playing little games,
are we, now?
1175
01:15:25,279 --> 01:15:27,446
This is all
very charming.
1176
01:15:29,550 --> 01:15:33,252
[Pixie over PA] A little game
never hurt no one, Father.
1177
01:15:33,254 --> 01:15:35,487
Oh, I'll play
your game, child.
1178
01:15:36,891 --> 01:15:39,558
[Pixie] Place the cash
on the altar.
1179
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:42,661
I prefer to do my business
face to face,
1180
01:15:42,663 --> 01:15:44,697
with the Lord
as my witness.
1181
01:15:44,699 --> 01:15:50,302
That may be, but I'm the one
offering the deal, aren't I?
1182
01:15:51,806 --> 01:15:54,039
I'll have to call in
one of my men.
1183
01:15:54,842 --> 01:15:56,542
You do you, babe.
1184
01:15:58,512 --> 01:16:00,846
Bring in the money.
1185
01:16:00,848 --> 01:16:03,582
Bit of a cakewalk,
all this gangster stuff.
1186
01:16:07,088 --> 01:16:09,622
The Lord sees all evil.
1187
01:16:11,626 --> 01:16:13,893
Show yourselves now!
1188
01:16:15,096 --> 01:16:19,064
Or in the name of the
Father, we'll sniff you out
1189
01:16:19,066 --> 01:16:21,367
and bleed you slow.
1190
01:16:29,343 --> 01:16:31,143
Come out!
1191
01:16:32,146 --> 01:16:34,446
You fucking cowards!
1192
01:16:35,449 --> 01:16:36,849
[groans]
1193
01:16:36,851 --> 01:16:39,184
Spread out!
1194
01:17:12,620 --> 01:17:14,987
[whispering] Are you sure
you know what you're doing?
1195
01:17:14,989 --> 01:17:18,390
Ye of little faith.
The cavalry is on its way.
1196
01:17:52,860 --> 01:17:56,495
The O'Briens.
It's the fucking O'Briens!
1197
01:17:56,497 --> 01:17:59,064
Well, aren't you
quite the troublemaker?
1198
01:17:59,066 --> 01:18:00,933
Why, thank you, Father.
1199
01:18:00,935 --> 01:18:04,069
Coming from you,
that's a real compliment.
1200
01:18:04,071 --> 01:18:08,173
Saddle up, boys.
We've got company.
1201
01:18:28,562 --> 01:18:30,696
[weapons cocking]
1202
01:18:39,707 --> 01:18:43,208
Aren't you a bit old
to be playing dress-up?
1203
01:18:48,416 --> 01:18:51,550
What in God's name
are you doing here?
1204
01:18:51,552 --> 01:18:54,286
I'd be asking you
the same question.
1205
01:18:58,726 --> 01:19:01,193
A young woman called me.
1206
01:19:02,063 --> 01:19:03,762
That little bitch!
1207
01:19:03,764 --> 01:19:06,532
I ought to put a bullet
between your eyes!
1208
01:19:06,534 --> 01:19:09,468
Come on, Pix!
Your game is up!
1209
01:19:09,470 --> 01:19:10,669
Mickey!
1210
01:19:10,671 --> 01:19:12,971
[Father McGrath]
Your daughter, I presume.
1211
01:19:12,973 --> 01:19:14,807
- Yeah.
- Oh!
1212
01:19:14,809 --> 01:19:17,776
You must have your hands full
with those two.
1213
01:19:17,778 --> 01:19:19,778
She is quite something.
1214
01:19:21,115 --> 01:19:23,549
Yeah, that she is.
[chuckles]
1215
01:19:26,353 --> 01:19:29,021
Are we really
gonna do this?
1216
01:19:29,023 --> 01:19:31,123
Break the peace
after all these years?
1217
01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:32,991
I don't know.
1218
01:19:32,993 --> 01:19:36,095
Part of me thinks we just walk out
of here with the money and the drugs,
1219
01:19:36,097 --> 01:19:37,863
and you'll exterminate
yourselves
1220
01:19:37,865 --> 01:19:41,366
back up in that shit-box town
you call home anyway.
1221
01:19:42,970 --> 01:19:46,271
On the other hand, as we are in the
presence of our Lord and saviour,
1222
01:19:46,273 --> 01:19:50,476
it might be fitting to just
gut you all here and now.
1223
01:19:59,887 --> 01:20:03,755
Pixie,
any time is good for me.
1224
01:20:34,088 --> 01:20:36,655
[groaning]
1225
01:20:46,667 --> 01:20:48,800
[groaning]
1226
01:20:52,740 --> 01:20:54,840
[shouting]
1227
01:20:57,978 --> 01:20:59,945
[shouting]
1228
01:21:11,792 --> 01:21:14,459
[shouting]
1229
01:21:17,264 --> 01:21:19,531
[laughing]
1230
01:21:31,278 --> 01:21:32,778
[groans]
1231
01:21:43,857 --> 01:21:46,091
[mouths words]
1232
01:21:46,093 --> 01:21:48,460
[gunfire echoes]
1233
01:21:55,436 --> 01:21:57,669
Sorry.
You can't go in there.
1234
01:21:57,671 --> 01:21:59,204
Why not?
1235
01:21:59,206 --> 01:22:02,908
Well, if you listen closely,
there's a shoot-out going on.
1236
01:22:02,910 --> 01:22:04,776
Ah. Right.
1237
01:22:06,647 --> 01:22:08,647
Why are you out here, then?
1238
01:22:08,649 --> 01:22:12,384
Can't participate in shoot-outs until
you've completed your junior cert.
1239
01:22:12,386 --> 01:22:14,653
Makes sense.
1240
01:22:16,023 --> 01:22:18,290
- Smoke?
- Yeah.
1241
01:22:18,292 --> 01:22:20,392
[rumbling]
1242
01:22:20,394 --> 01:22:21,893
Time to slip away.
1243
01:22:36,910 --> 01:22:38,377
[gasps]
1244
01:22:40,147 --> 01:22:42,414
You ready to join
your mother?
1245
01:22:44,051 --> 01:22:45,917
- Pixie!
- [Pixie] Gareth!
1246
01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:47,185
[Mick shouts]
1247
01:22:47,187 --> 01:22:49,788
[men grunting]
1248
01:22:51,325 --> 01:22:54,893
Oh, no, no, no. No, no.
Don't do anything stupid, now.
1249
01:22:54,895 --> 01:22:56,862
- We're family.
- You hated her that much?
1250
01:22:56,864 --> 01:22:59,798
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- I know you did it.
1251
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:02,367
I know you got Colin
to do it. Why?
1252
01:23:04,171 --> 01:23:05,971
You took my father
away from me.
1253
01:23:07,608 --> 01:23:09,641
You ruined him.
You made him weak.
1254
01:23:09,643 --> 01:23:13,178
The two of youse, with your
whoring, manipulative ways.
1255
01:23:13,180 --> 01:23:15,447
[gasps]
1256
01:23:16,183 --> 01:23:17,916
[whimpering]
1257
01:23:17,918 --> 01:23:19,751
No. Please.
1258
01:23:20,521 --> 01:23:22,988
Please don't. Please.
1259
01:23:22,990 --> 01:23:24,923
[whimpering]
1260
01:23:25,926 --> 01:23:27,926
Oh, you're not worth
the bullets.
1261
01:23:30,464 --> 01:23:33,632
- Well, maybe one.
- [screaming]
1262
01:23:41,975 --> 01:23:43,575
[man groans]
1263
01:23:45,245 --> 01:23:46,845
Pixie.
1264
01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:52,517
[Mick groaning]
1265
01:23:53,687 --> 01:23:55,787
[shouts]
1266
01:24:00,327 --> 01:24:01,960
Pixie.
1267
01:24:06,633 --> 01:24:09,067
What's your
favourite prayer?
1268
01:24:09,069 --> 01:24:11,536
- [gunshot]
- [groans]
1269
01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:16,074
Fuck, Da. Da.
Boys, help.
1270
01:24:16,076 --> 01:24:17,909
[groaning]
1271
01:24:18,912 --> 01:24:20,979
Jesus. Sorry, Da.
1272
01:24:21,548 --> 01:24:23,582
Careful. Careful.
1273
01:24:24,985 --> 01:24:26,718
Let's have a look.
1274
01:24:31,592 --> 01:24:33,358
- It's just a flesh wound.
- Yeah?
1275
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:35,093
- It'll be fine.
- Yeah?
1276
01:24:35,095 --> 01:24:36,762
You did good.
1277
01:24:36,764 --> 01:24:39,331
- Me mam would be proud of you.
- You think?
1278
01:24:39,333 --> 01:24:43,135
Well, it's fair to say you bailed
me out of a pretty sticky situation.
1279
01:24:43,137 --> 01:24:47,105
[chuckles] You're your mother's
daughter, all right.
1280
01:24:47,107 --> 01:24:48,907
I love you, Da.
1281
01:24:49,510 --> 01:24:51,943
Da, are you okay?
1282
01:24:51,945 --> 01:24:54,045
I'll be okay.
I'll be fine, I'll be fine.
1283
01:24:54,047 --> 01:24:56,748
Now, listen, you.
You get out of here.
1284
01:25:01,522 --> 01:25:04,589
You look after yourself.
Stay away from silly boys.
1285
01:25:06,059 --> 01:25:08,160
[Frank] Pix, we gotta go.
1286
01:25:11,532 --> 01:25:14,633
- [gasps] Summer, don't be poking at it.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
1287
01:25:14,635 --> 01:25:17,102
- Jesus. Don't...
- Sorry.
1288
01:25:17,104 --> 01:25:18,937
Come on.
1289
01:25:18,939 --> 01:25:21,773
- I won't be a second.
- Harland!
1290
01:25:25,846 --> 01:25:28,480
[gasping]
1291
01:25:38,158 --> 01:25:40,459
[gunshots echoing]
1292
01:25:48,469 --> 01:25:50,235
[gunfire ceases]
1293
01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:02,347
[laughing]
1294
01:26:02,349 --> 01:26:04,349
You fucking madman!
1295
01:26:04,351 --> 01:26:06,585
- Yes!
- Jesus, Harland!
1296
01:26:06,587 --> 01:26:08,820
Maybe I'm
a little wild too.
1297
01:26:13,227 --> 01:26:14,960
Come on, let's go.
1298
01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:21,867
Ooh-hoo!
1299
01:26:21,869 --> 01:26:24,903
Absolute cakewalk.
What did I tell you?
1300
01:26:43,757 --> 01:26:48,793
[woman over PA] This is the final
call for Flight 162 to San Francisco.
1301
01:26:48,795 --> 01:26:53,298
Final call for Flight 162
to San Francisco.
1302
01:26:53,300 --> 01:26:56,268
So, this is it, boys.
1303
01:26:57,771 --> 01:26:59,938
Come on. Come here.
1304
01:27:05,479 --> 01:27:08,313
- [chuckles]
- Safe flight.
1305
01:27:10,083 --> 01:27:13,652
My mam gave me this quote
when she was really sick, like.
1306
01:27:13,654 --> 01:27:17,355
She said,
"Whatever you choose,
1307
01:27:17,357 --> 01:27:19,958
however many roads
you travel,
1308
01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:22,827
I hope that you choose
not to be a lady.
1309
01:27:22,829 --> 01:27:25,030
I hope that you find some way
to break the rules
1310
01:27:25,032 --> 01:27:27,666
and make a little
trouble out there.
1311
01:27:27,668 --> 01:27:32,837
And I also hope that you choose to make
some of that trouble on behalf of women."
1312
01:27:32,839 --> 01:27:35,740
I think we can safely say
that you, Pixie Hardy,
1313
01:27:35,742 --> 01:27:38,310
have caused enough trouble
for a thousand women.
1314
01:27:38,312 --> 01:27:40,278
I was hoping for a million.
1315
01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:42,747
Trouble.
Serious trouble.
1316
01:27:48,255 --> 01:27:51,089
- So where you wanna go?
- I don't know.
1317
01:27:51,091 --> 01:27:53,291
Somewhere exotic.
1318
01:27:53,293 --> 01:27:58,129
I was thinking about uni, like.
Maybe get my degree.
1319
01:27:58,131 --> 01:27:59,698
Back home?
1320
01:27:59,700 --> 01:28:02,033
Dublin? London?
1321
01:28:04,771 --> 01:28:07,005
Right. Okay.
1322
01:28:07,908 --> 01:28:10,342
Shall we take
one more look at it?
1323
01:28:10,344 --> 01:28:12,010
Yeah.
1324
01:28:17,284 --> 01:28:19,951
- What? Where's the money?
- You've gotta be kidding me.
1325
01:28:21,288 --> 01:28:23,955
Pixie! Pixie?
1326
01:28:24,424 --> 01:28:26,157
Pixie?
1327
01:28:28,695 --> 01:28:30,662
[Frank] Are you serious?
1328
01:28:31,698 --> 01:28:33,398
Pixie!
1329
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:35,300
♪ Like a sound you hear
That lingers in your ear ♪
1330
01:28:35,302 --> 01:28:39,537
♪ But you can't forget
From sundown to sunset ♪
1331
01:28:39,539 --> 01:28:41,206
♪ No, no ♪
1332
01:28:41,208 --> 01:28:44,976
♪ It's all in the air
You hear it everywhere ♪
1333
01:28:44,978 --> 01:28:46,878
♪ No matter what you do ♪
1334
01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:51,016
♪ It's gonna grab
A hold on you ♪
1335
01:28:51,018 --> 01:28:56,154
♪ California soul ♪
1336
01:28:56,823 --> 01:29:01,393
♪ California soul ♪
1337
01:29:01,395 --> 01:29:07,198
♪ They say the sun comes up
Every morning ♪
1338
01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:13,004
♪ And if you listen
Oh, so carefully ♪
1339
01:29:13,006 --> 01:29:18,143
♪ The winds that ride
On the high tide ♪
1340
01:29:18,145 --> 01:29:22,180
♪ Whistles a melody ♪
1341
01:29:22,182 --> 01:29:26,618
♪ So the people
Started to sing ♪
1342
01:29:26,620 --> 01:29:31,956
♪ And that's how the surf
Gave birth untold ♪
1343
01:29:31,958 --> 01:29:37,595
♪ To California soul ♪
1344
01:29:37,597 --> 01:29:41,032
♪ California soul ♪
1345
01:29:43,336 --> 01:29:45,737
♪ When you hear the beat
You wanna pat your feet ♪
1346
01:29:45,739 --> 01:29:51,176
♪ And you got to move 'Cause
it's really Such a groove, now ♪
1347
01:29:53,447 --> 01:29:55,914
♪ Puts a brand new kind
Of thinkin' in your mind ♪
1348
01:29:55,916 --> 01:29:58,650
♪ And you can't go wrong
'Cause you're groovin' ♪
1349
01:29:58,652 --> 01:30:02,187
♪ All day long ♪
1350
01:30:02,189 --> 01:30:07,025
♪ California soul ♪
1351
01:30:07,828 --> 01:30:13,198
♪ California soul ♪
1352
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:18,737
♪ They had the melody
And the beat, yo ♪
1353
01:30:18,739 --> 01:30:23,441
♪ But it still didn't seem
Complete, yes ♪
1354
01:30:23,443 --> 01:30:27,879
♪ Until they saw
Two lovers kissin' ♪
1355
01:30:27,881 --> 01:30:32,817
♪ For sure, they knew
Just what was missin' ♪
1356
01:30:32,819 --> 01:30:38,256
♪ So happy they were
Rockin' and reelin' ♪
1357
01:30:38,258 --> 01:30:43,528
♪ Because they had added
that lovin' feelin' ♪
1358
01:30:43,530 --> 01:30:47,432
♪ To California soul ♪
1359
01:30:48,702 --> 01:30:52,904
♪ California soul ♪
1360
01:30:54,708 --> 01:30:57,976
♪ Like a sound you hear
That lingers in your ear ♪
1361
01:30:57,978 --> 01:31:01,813
[continues, indistinct]
1362
01:31:01,924 --> 01:31:06,924
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